At liquor store:
Me: What's this?
Worker: It's a new vodka. It tastes like fruit loops.
Me: (hesitation) Oh let's get it.
Worker: Why all the alcohol?
Me: I'm celebrating! I still have a job!
Worker: That's the first I've heard of that....
At Drinking Buddy's House:
Drinking Buddy: (upon seeing the bottle of Loopy vodka): Isn't this for adults? Why are they making adult beverages kid flavors?
Me: Because I want my childhood back? So do you want to some?
Fruit loop flavored vodka...so wrong...yet so so so delicious. I now want fruit loops.
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