Hygenist: Have you been flossing?
Me: Do you really want me to answer that?
Hygenist: Yes.
Me: Thinks you already know the answer.
Me: My teeth look like feet.
Dentist: Everyone says that. I see teeth.
Me: You are a dentist.
Dentist: (He's picked up my iPad...) Taize? You listen to that??!!
Me: Yeah well it was supposed to help calm me down while writing my dissertation.
Dentist: Did it?
Me: Not really.
Dentist: What worked?
Me: Rum.
Hygenist; (Very excited) Don't you just love coming here?
Me: (deadpan) Not really.
Dentist: (laughing at his own joke) I'm so funny!
Me: How much laughing gas have you had? You need to cut back dude.
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