Me: (abruptly stopping) It's a snake!
Photo Buddy: It's a big caterpillar.
Me: It's a snake!
Photo Buddy: I'll pick it up!
Me: What kind is it? I'm not sucking venom out of you...
Isn't it just the cutest little...
Photo Buddy: You want to pet it?
Me: (as manly as possible) no, I'm good.
Sometime later:
Me: (screeching halt) Is that a snake? or is it a stick?
Photo Buddy: It's a snake...but it's dead. Look how flat it is.
Me: Uh. Uh.
Photo Buddy: I need a stick.
Me: You are going to poke it? You are such a boy. Use my tripod.
Photo Buddy: (poke, poke) See...it's (poke) ACK! Wow! It's alive it's fast.
Me: (squashing girlie screams of fear) uh
Photo Buddy: Did you get a picture?
Me: of course!
It was dark. The snake was fast.
That's why the image is blurry.
Not like I was scared.
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