Can I go back to a nice safe lab now?

TeamMate1:  blah blah blah
Me: blah blah blah blah
TeamMate2::  blah blah blah blah nail polish
Me:  Oh I saw a thing on how to tie-dye my nails...
TeamMate1:  You didn't know how to do that?
Me:  Uh....I'm a fail as a girl.
TeamMate1:  Yes.  Yes you are.
Me: Uh.
TeamMate1:  I'm going to teach you next week.
Me:  Uh.