Me: Are we having dinner tomorrow night?
Mom: It's flat meat night.
Me: I don't know what that means.
Mom: It means your dad is having flat meat.
Me: All meat is flat...
Mom: Salami, bologna, you know
Me: Uhm. ok. So are we having dinner?
Mom: It's just the two of us....
Me: sigh
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